Responsible Grand Theft Auto

My gaming came to a halt 4 years ago when my daughter was born, mainly because I enjoyed the more violent games.  I can’t help it, the best games out there are designed for mature players.  Violence and cursing, while not making the game, certainly contributed to it’s flavor.  Well, now it just takes away my ability to play it in front my daughter.

Thankfully, Rock Star, the creators of Grand Theft Auto have heard my plight and released an add-on that allows me to play their violent, vulgar, and sex filled game in the living room.

Grand Theft Insurance

Oh Thank God, I thought the headline was ‘Biting Midgets’

These midges have been affecting my fishing trips, camping plans, and general out door BBQ festivities for what seems like 2 months now. Apparently there is an outbreak of midges or buffalo gnats that are inhibiting my exterior fun times.

What’s worse is that traditional repellents aren’t working. So, even though we might have some nicer nights and holidays ahead of us, staying inside may be the best option. bleh


Tea Party Finger On eBay

A local Evansville resident has posted a very interesting item on eBay.  joehilarious has posted a Tea Party Foam Finger, starting at just $6.00!  The foam finger is 18″ long and contains the wording ‘No Higher Taxes’ in bold print.

Interesting way to protest and saves the time of making your own sign.  I bet this guy might even allow for local pickup, to discuss the current situation the effects of the Stimulus Package.

Foam Tea Party Finger

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Bruno At Showplace East

Met with some friends out at Showplace East last night for the new Sacha Cohen movie Bruno.  Now, this typically isn’t the type of movie I’d be interested in seeing, but I needed a distraction and nothing is better at that than watching people in uncomfortable situations.  This movie did not fail to deliver.

Don’t see this movie if you don’t have a perverted sense of humor.  It’s raunchy, full of male nudity, and enough absurd situations to make you cover your face in a dark movie theater.

As stated it does deliver a great distraction to day to day life.  I mustered a handful of laugh out louds and my friends also appreciated the slapstick actions of the flamboyant Bruno.  This being said I’m not quite sure it earned the full $10 price of admission.  But that’s for a different discussion and no doubt the very reason the theater was less than a 1/4 of the way full on the second day of release.